Chrysalis: I got here by two ponies using their love against me and blasted me and my minions away! I was SO CLOSE to winning! Discord: Yeah right Queeny! I had Equestria in my paw and controlled it with chaos, but I was turned into stone again! *POOF!* (A black cloud of dust appears with green and red eyes with purple streaks and a red horn) Chrysalis: What happened to you? Sombra: Stairs... Discord: I know that feeling bro...
Chrysalis will have 'Team Rocket blasting off again' jokes for a long time. Discord is stoned once again... (or so we think, according to what is said about Season 3~ ) King Sombra looks like a deflated gas mask and is no doubt at the pinnacle of villains, ashamed by defeat and brought to the lowest peak.
Discord: I got bet by the mane six with the elements of harmony Chrysalis: I got bet by two lover birds Sombra: I got bet by... a, baby, dragon (hammers his head on the table) Chrysalis: There there, at lest you wasn't defeated by a new born foul or something Sombra: Good point Discord: but all our defeats have one thing in common Chrysalis and Sombra: What Discord: Twilight Sparkle, if it wasn't for her, I'd still be causing chaos, (points at Chrysalis) you would have food for her people if she didn't fined that Cadence girl, (points at Sombra) and would have you empire back if she didn't tell her assistant to move on without her
Sombra: And I would still have a body. Discord: And lets not forget, if it wasn't for Twilight Sparkle, and her friends, they wouldn't have discovered "the magic of friendship" and unlocked the way to use the Elements of Harmony! Chrysalis: Not to motion that they took down Nightmare Moon the same night. Sombra: Where is this Nightmare Moon anyway? Chrysalis: The Elements of Harmony turned her back to good. Sombra: So that's she's not here? Discord: Well this IS the Club for Villains! But the point is that the roots all our problems lie with one pony: Twilight Sparkle. So, there is only one way we villains can rise back to the top and stay on top... oth Chrysalis and Sombra lean forward: iscord: ...We must kill Twilight Sparkle.
Sombra: Sounds good, whats the plan? Chrysalis: Let me do most of the planing, Discord, you help get Sombra back his body Discord: hay why am I the one that has to give him back his body and you do the planing Sombra: Because she is a better stranger and is more competent then you, because as a warper of realty you can do thing like that and because I'll poses your body and beat the living day lights out of you if you don't Discord: Alright, take it easy (picks up his horn and puts it in a washing machine) Sombra: Hay, what are you doing? (Discord turns on the machine) OW... OUCH... OW... SON OF A... OW... AAAHHH... OW... OW (Discord turns of the machine and opens the door and Sombra fell out with a new body) Urrrrrr, that was because I threatened you isn't it Discord: Yep,(throws Sombra his close) come on, lets see how well chryssy is doing
Sombra:And what do you suggest? Discord:We work together. Lady-Bug here will gather her little things.... Chrysalis:Changelings. Discord:....her little changelings, I'll prepare a storm of hot,boiling coco that will make their day deliciously painful. Sombra: And me,and me? Discord:Ah yes, you.Hmmmmmm....I know, we will place you on the road... Sombra:Yes? Discord:And you will wait there menacingly... Sombra:Yes,yes? Discord:A wagon will pass over you and when the wheel brakes, and the foolish six come to aid them with the power of friendship, we attack. Sombra: You're kidding me right.
Discord: Well I'm open to ideas. Chrysalis: Gurrr, well its a good job one of us is a good strategist,look (Pulls out a map of ponyville)us and my army will surround, cutting of any entrances and exits to the town, Sombra will get to the town center a his dark crystal wall to prevent any earth ponies and unicorns from escaping, me and my army will swarm the town and Discord will follow with a large cloud of his cotton candy to close up the sky prevent any pegasie from escaping, after that we conquest the town, caper the elements, exact our revenge and move on to Canterlot, how's that? Sombra:Shes got my vote Discord: Fin, ijustlikehalo's idea would have been more fun Chrysalis and Sombra: (look at each other with confused looks and then back at Discord) Discord: (frond as he realized that they don't realize that two people are just wrighting this up for entertainment)Never mined, lets do it
Sombra: This plan is excellent. Not only to I keep my dignity... Discord:*cought*dignity*cought* Sombra: but I get to eat all the cotton candy. Chrysalis: Ah, pardon me for saying but you're a disembodied horn. Sombra: You dare attack the integrity of King Sombra, Ruler of the Crystal Empire and Bringer of Darkness? Chrysalis: Uh, yeaaaah, I don't think you, of all people, should be talking about integrity. And do you even have something to back up your arguments, oh yeah you don't. You don't have a back, a front, an above or even and under. Sincerely,I find it deeply disturbing how you can even talk Discord: Enough, if you will keep bickering like children I will cover you in cotton candy and have my Dali bunnies nibble on you till you die. Chrysalis and Sombra she, face filled with horror, he, me gusta)
Chrysalis: C'mon pal, you know we want the best for you. Sombra: You guys know I can help out more. Why won't you let me? Discord: We have faith in you...I mean, no one can top your evil laugh Chrysalis: Yeah, and those dark, scary clouds you make would give all the unicorns Horn Herpes Sombra: -_- NMM: Hey guys, I'm back from lunch.